Parzival in Poems 2


As the story of Parzival - in this case specifically the verse account by the German Minnesinger Wolfram von Eschenbach (1170-1220) - may seem a little abstruse, I'm including some explanatory notes down at the end of the set. Wolfram's epic was a required text when I was studying mediaeval German a few years back (50, to be exact), and I loved it then and it's been a bit of a pleasure coming back to revisit it - which I didn't exactly intend to, in fact I didn't realise until the last lines of the first poem that that's what I was going to be doing. In fact, I think it all kicked off with a contemplation of the current new function of the pronoun "they", which was not really a very great concern of mediaeval poetry.

The poems (mine, I mean) betray some evidence of their ease of construction - ie they're a bit rough - but I'm disinclined to tamper with them. I'll try and put in links to the various posts in which they first appeared, as there are probably some real-life events here and there which went into their subject-matter, though I don't think there's any real need to know what these events were; I'm just doing it "for the record", so to speak. Some of these posts contain more detailed comments on the Parzival story, including the odd dash of the scholarship which has naturally accrued to a work so fundamental to the cultural history of what eventually became the German nation. But like I say I'll put in a simplified precis of the story at the end, at least as it concerns my effort, with the relevant names (as in relevant to the poems) all dutifully put in in bold, which may give a slightly magpie-esque look to the text, but I'm afraid I have very little control over how all this looks (the WordPress templates are completely beyond my control, and I suspect the whole thing will come out against a lurid but unwanted background of pale blue). Long this precis may be, but I do reiterate that it's much simplified, as going through the whole thing would really be a bit too much of an undertaking: Parzival is what you could call a classic mediaeval rabbit warren - holes everywhere and in every direction.... 

This page is titled Parzival in Poems 2 because the original "Parzival in Poems" page refuses to yield up its subject matter or be affected by any of my attempts to edit it - but I'm initially going to post them up one by one, just for fun, starting with the first (duh), where I first realised that Parzival was going to be the main protagonist of whatever-it-was - apart from indigestion - that was bubbling up in my post-Christmas langour.



1. Siege

They are alone. And I think
Are they not lonely? Is lonely any
State for the human? – Why, they have
Themselves, what more would they need 
Everything in one place and
Oh oh oh oh oh – don’t interrupt us –
It’s all just so good, and
Everything just so, the
Way they like it. For sure
It’s the only possible condition
Hermaphrodite expansion, 
Or contraction, under

The entirety of heaven.
There’s an old legend, two
Split from the one log
Two that fitted – but
Don’t be absurd we say, their
Island paradise is formed
By their self-made words
There was only ever One
Onanistically aware, they
Lob curses on whoever comes, on
The trumpeter at the gate
The Fool in rusty armour, the seer.

Siege




2. Condwiramurs

Three drops of blood are
Enough to stop him in his tracks
To turn him aside, seek out the
Conduit of love.

I can speak for him, though
I never rode that way
Through the snow, through
Such delirium

That shimmered on the surface of
A world turned desert, I 
Saw it, so did you, so
Did we all, without knowing.

At the source of madness
You say, there seeking out
The healing drink. And
You say, likewise

Cheers, your health and
Have a good year. But
The three drops of blood
Remain, enough

To stop us in our tracks



3. Four-and-Twenty’s Plenty

If I could be heard
By the tongue-tied one
What would I be saying?
No point in speaking of
The wall of silence is there
Because I’d be heard, so
The question wouldn’t arise.

But tell me again
What would the question be
The one that isn’t heard because
Never voiced. Don’t you think
I could disentangle birdsong from
The rustling in my ears
The rustling in the trees?

Dear, I never wanted
To bind your tongue
Here I am on the table
An opened pie, with
All the songbirds in the world
In its steamy depth
Piping hot, not singing




4. Young, Dumb....

Don’t laugh at Gawan, he’s
Just an ordinary jock
Undid his fly and came
All over the lady’s couch,
When all she’d done was
Offer him a cup of tea
He can’t be held responsible
For the world he grew up in

Meanwhile my lady
Turned to queenly matters
Starvation, mainly, and the
Medical distress arising. I kept
Her badge on my lapel
A keepsake maybe or maybe
Some memento of some
Thing transcending love
 
So Gawan teamed up with
Parzival, the plough-ox
Hitched with the donkey .
They both knew Gawan would
Not pierce the wall that
He liked too much anyway

His manly laughter
Over the king’s unfortunate accident
Ruled him out, so to speak, but
He was content to boast of his conquests
Rule number one, he laughed
Don’t get caught.
 
Well, all the chaps knew  
One vulnerable spot
Of inadequate armour where
Man and horse meet, ooh
It gives me the shudders
He laughed, bulletproof
As any jock

Parzival was
Slightly impressed
Wondered if he should pay
More attention to the man’s world
Risk more, care less
Treat illusion more
Caressingly 

My dear lady
Meanwhile, looked out over
Her grey mud and its
Starveling inhabitants
And thought of unattainable
Happiness.

5. Cundrie Comes to the Round Table

What did she say to him? What did she say? So

The twitter ran all
Round the table, round the high table
And back again in a circle
Baffled, and so good and well
Paid well justified

What a tongue-lashing she gave him, what
An earful, even at height
Of my own rage and grief I’d fall short
Cursed him, the dog-faced Cundrie
Bear-lugged Cundrie, piggy-
Tusked Cundrie, all
Blackened nails and monkey-skin, cursed

The most beautiful one of all, the
Youngest the honourablest, the
Most-lady-dandledest, just watch that
Hide-scarred nag sagged under her limp
Off into the forest, scuffing
The blackened leaves, cursed
Him to lose the tongue in his mouth, what
Use is a tongue that won’t question, that
Won’t enquire, cut it out Cundrie

The useless member, the organ
Of no-speech, crunch it
Between pig’s teeth, between
The grinders of your rage

What did he do? the twitter ran
Round and round the Round
Table where everyone
Was justified – and so well dressed
And don’t you think her shoes are just
The sweetest? and what

Could that creature ever
And he, so young, radiant, a
Beauty beyond compare and such
A reputation for kindness. So
Amidst the darkness of the trees only
A tremor, the ghost of a rustling
Well after sunset, after lights-out
Told that she had been.




6. Cundrie Song

So grateful for your charity
Kind gentlemen, kind dames
A penny for the old guy
A penny for your thoughts, my dear
We’ll all have tea

I went to furthest Turkey
Beelzebub was belching there
I came back home with nothing,
To charity, just charity

My old mule’s coat is falling out
I broke her back with grieving
I like a muffin now and then
They’re far too dear, my dear, to buy
So grateful for your charity

Sukie Polly and the muffin man
The muffin man the muffin man
A penny for your thoughts, my dear
 They’ve all gone away




7. Parzival Returns

So I say, bless this child
What else is there for us so bless? And I say
Gather in a knot around this child

And smile to every prowling predator
Bow down or pass on by. And I say
The knights are still coming over the hill

But by and by they will stop
Burning our ricks and roofs, soon
The galloping men will rock our cradles,

For Parzival is here, the Red Knight
Mars the good shepherd, Ares the lamb
Whose red armour is rust, whose lance and sword

Are for tilling the soil. And behind
Every twitching curtain
There will be not accusers, not judges

But images of the unseen
Of what can still be, despite.

Parzival, child of Heart’s
Sorrow, will not hesitate
Look, he swoops as

Falcon, even as dove, he 
Stoops and gathers up
The blood-drops on the forest-floor, on

The snow, forming them
Into an image, a known face. So
Innocence is sacrificed but

Without loss.







8. Gurnemanz

So, after a bumpy start, 
He made good and went
To University. There
He learned how a question was
To be properly framed, and how

Some questions were not
To be asked at all, how the professors
Were to be revered, if casually, and be
Understood as the Experts, something
To aspire to, even emulate.

So after a sprinkling
Of blessings they turfed him out, hoping
He’d be back some day and do them proud.
It was always a bit of an ordeal
They joked, sipping their dry sherries 


Of course, later, and in
Hindsight, retrospectively, everyone
Knew what a dunce he’d been, you
Can’t just learn by rote, they proclaimed
There’s more to it than

Jumping through the hoops, what
Did he think it was some performance routine?
Few record how Gurnemanz
Conjurer of many pigeons, rabbits and
Rector bursar or something

Prepared his bath, sent in the girls
To see what they could fish up 
Out of the murky water. He was
So beautiful, was about all 
They could manage between titters.

In those days, of course
Girls were pretty uneducated, and way
Too prone to follow their feelings.
Luckily Parzival kept those fine
Legs well crossed. Avaunt, girls.

So he set forth into the world
Well prepared, more inept than ever.
As for posing the Sphinx’s 
Riddle, the unanswerable, there
Was never any fear of that.




9. Clamide’s Siege

Oh lady, he called up, have
You no feeling for me? No morsel
Of pity for my distress? Well, 
I’ll show you the meaning, if
You want, of not a morsel, you can
Soon feel it for yourself.

I wonder what she told
The splendid stranger who
Came galloping into
The quiet of the boudoir
Did she speak of any hunger, even of 
Starvation? Did she display

The gaunt skin stretched on
Her cheekbones or
Was there a last despairing burst, a 
Temporary display, like
Snowdrops before a March blizzard
Of her radiant beauty?

Ah, she called down, you
Are gawking sidelong in a mirror
The planes are not true, the
Angles are not right
No I’ve no morsels here and
No remorse like you’ll have

Or did she plead, sorrowfully or
Perhaps in anger, turn
The light of your eyes from me
Not on me, not my 
Face in the light, look elsewhere, look
At yourself. So he

Besieging her loneliness and he
In the quiet of her silks and
Hangings - they never saw; 
And so it was, remorseless
Victim of his love, left
Without a morsel

On her licked plate, she
Let her inner room be penetrated yet
Regarded him only from her high tower.




10. The Muffin Man

And so he knelt there on the grass, one
Bright fire and the small kettle sizzling and
All the flirty maids would crowd round
But he said oh just eat for Christsakes....

Was it really five thousand? he pondered in
Some quiet moment after
They’d stretched him out and hung him up
In a stuffy gallery. Five, would

You believe it, he’d chuckle, gazing down
Askance at all the kneelers while
His ears just hurt from the pounding 
Organ, and he longed for just a little

Song, a nursery rhyme say, something
With no exaggeration.



11. Anfortas, Repanse

To sweeten the air and ventilate
The stench of his wound
Perfume and odour of turpentine,
Musk and aromatic; theriaca
And sandalwood, cardamom
Ground underfoot on the carpet,
Clove and nutmeg likewise
To sweeten the air, so
The foul stench was dispersed, and
A fire of lign-aloe.

He said, Lady if I could live
I would wander in the chestnut woods
Of Garfagnana, I would pick oranges
In Mignon's bay- and myrtle-scented groves, I
Would breathe the sea-tang on
The North Atlantic shore where
The summer night is never dark, but
This has all passed away and I can only
Wish for death to heal my wound

But she the response-girl said
You have made your choice and now
Have no more choice, now
You must just live with it. So saying
She held up the Grail to him
And he lived again and
The agony continued. She said
I speak only as vessel of
The truth, don’t think me without
Compassion – but look at him!

What chance one with
Such narrow horizons
Ever seeing the Grail? You knew
The question he must ask, why not
Simply tell him? Whisper it even, would
That have been such terrible
Cheating? Old fool
Arrogant old fool, I
Think you must deserve
Everything you suffer.

So saying, she blew gently on
The fire of lign aloe
To sweeten the air and ventilate
The stench of his wound
– Perfume and odour of turpentine,
Musk and aromatic; theriaca
And sandalwood, cardamom
Ground underfoot on the carpet,
Clove and nutmeg likewise
To sweeten the air.



12. A Fools Triptych. 

i. Cunneware

Why did she laugh why did she laugh?
It’s natural for girls, you say, it just spills
Out of them, a font of mindless merriment

So why did she go through sixteen years
With a big frown and a big pout, where
Was her font then? You say

I know nothing. So when
He wrapped her hair around his wrist and
Beat her till her bodice

And the back in it was tatters, all the
Blood and wailing – where’s
Your laughter gone now, sweet maid?

Parzival the cause of it all
Was not oblivious. He vowed
Justice would be done but

All in good time. She laughed because
He was a fool, at last here was a fool
Worth a few strips of her smooth flesh.



ii. The Seneschal

So the girl who never laughed laughed
The boy who never spoke spoke –
What was going on? The donkeys
Were braying in the yard, the swans
Swinging in wide loops around
The court of the King, singing
The mute ones, singing to themselves,
But the donkeys everybody heard

So the girl who never laughed laughed
The fool girl, and inappropriate noise
It was: not so much as a smile for
All those other fine chaps, well
Mannered and well endowed
Every one. Well, she got flogged
For her inappropriateness till
Bodice and back were indistinguishable.

Then the boy who never spoke spoke
The fool boy – Parzival’s
Gonna get you sir, gonna get you good
Gonna get you sir. So of course
The fool boy he got it too
As good a flogging and to boot
A pummelling from his iron fist
The solid old man, the Seneschal

They got it good, that unearthly pair
And everyone stared aghast but
Judged the old weighty seneschal
Had acted fair.
In time the record would be set straight
And silver bells on knightly reins
Be tinkling as Parzival’s hooves came down on
His twitching remains.



iii. Parzival Comes to the City

Good Friday daffodils
Lined his way, the not-quite-opened
Buds dipping swan-like

And high clouds in
The spring-blue sky ran with him
Like a heavenly hound-pack.

Don’t be fooled by the similes
When Parzival came to the city
He was as full of shit

As any of the kids who come to get
Their innocence soiled.
Parzival stood witness

How the old bouncer pinned her
To the deck (the boys will
Go quietly, prioritising their dignity but

The girls never know when to stop)
Well, he witnessed it and
He thought, Um….

That was about it. He was
A newcomer to city ways, which he reckoned
Had been around longer than he.

Of course, Parzival had
A destiny – to be the king of fools but
We don’t like to speak of destinies

Do we? For the time being
Um was his main thought.
And so they celebrated

Good Friday, and how fools
Were better treated than the old days
When they strung them up

By the thumbs, or drove nails
Through their tender parts; when deep-chest
Screaming was common as birdsong.





13. Trevrizent and Parzival

You want to go back to your ma? What,

Didn’t you know she died? Died
Of grief even as you frolicked down the forest tracks...
Yep that beautiful lady Condwiramurs, she’s
Your only hope now, your only sustenance, the rock
That never moves, however you do. Beautiful
Lady’s not enough for you? Well tough, mate
Most of us have to make do with less.

I don’t have to tell you, you
Grew up snuffling in a pigs-trough
Not of your making, and why
Would anyone even think
Of wanting to return to that? 
And yet you did. Why? Why?
Well – duty.... attachment.... Ah,

Someone forced you! Yes!
There’s nothing so enlivening as
An enemy! Don’t we all just
Need someone to jib against
Someone to beat down, grind
Into the ground, ride our hooves over
Twenty, thirty times? In the stall

There’s a grey mare, her udders full
As any milk-goat, as any cheerful nanny
She’s a gentle creature, but
You have to handle her right. You see,
Amongst all that farmyard
Mess, all that compound
Muck, mud, spilled slops, old meal

The original jewel fell, oh
Forgotten for so long now, buried.
Coax her out, gently now, a weightless
Spring to take you astride her, she
Can show you a new direction, she
Can hoof up rubies from
The farm-floor debris.

So sorry about your ma, Parzi, but you know
She was always an illusion. You were alone 
All the ways from the start, no different from
Any of us. But get yourself together, lad – just 
As there’s no escaping the shit, there’s no
Escaping the jewel, the blood-drops in the snow, the
Unknowable First Face. I can tell you
Who’ve always been an expert in
The unknown, indeed the unknowable. You think 
Mooching about the forest grubbing for roots or
Sniffing leaves is really what it’s about? These
Are ways of passing the time, little more. No
All that is solid is the knowledge, the empty frame
Of something left behind. 


14. Trevrizent’s Reliquary

The man had given up
All quest for praise or achievement
Lived solitary in a cave in the forest, with 
His little box of tricks. Parzival

Found it before he found the man, nine
Equinoxes before, to be exact, and swore
On it a solemn oath as
To Jeschute’s innocence.

Jeschute and Cunneware thereafter
Became quite the pair, both
Bearing scars of manly violence
The one accused

Of adultery, the other 
Of unrestrained merriment – both 
Offices of the Great Mother –
Set up a sort of sanctuary
  
For battered wives. So that
Was some box of tricks, wasn’t it?
Now he was back, the oaf
Who’d snatched Jeschute’s brooch away

Then lost it, the way men do
The rapist who everyone forgave
Because he was so stupid and so pretty, now
Grown a little wiser, a good

Deal sadder, led to the place
By an un-reined horse, to begin
An apprenticeship in hermitry.
Trevrizent, so named

Because winter froze his bollocks off
Kept his stuff in the box, God
Knows why – he could
Have sold those geegaws and got a square meal.

But you and I don’t understand
Hermitry, only Trevrizent
And Sigune who kept unending vigil over
A corpse she’d never even married

And they’re of a different order
You can see by the leaf shadow, the branch-like
Unpredictability in their eyes that
They’re of a different order.


15. Sigune

Parzival the forest boy
Had never met his cousin
He didn’t know his own name, just 
Endearments by the dozen

That’s how Sigune identified
The stranger in the canyon
“Good boy”, “dear boy”, “pretty boy”? – ha
You’re Parzival, for certain

Don’t think some family gossip had
Allowed her mind to wander
Her grief was unalloyed for her
Beloved Schianatulander

Now sprawled across her lap and out
Of reach of any pleading:
No, calculations stirred awake 
Profuse as any bleeding

See, Parzival was the lost prince
For whose broad lands and honour
This man had sacrificed his all
Beloved Schianatulander

What made her stay her hand and so
Deliberately misdirect him?
A story old as Eden’s curse: 
She wanted to protect him

She feared his vow of vengeance would
Lead him to harm for certain
She saw his light of innocence
Shine through her own tears’ curtain 

A warrior she, but not from ranks
Of some armoured commander,
Renounced all claim, trained her eyes on
Beloved Schianatulander 



16. Cundrie Dreams of Munsalvaesch

How did they get me to prophesy, you ask. Well
They pinned me through the wrists, uselessly
Flapping hands being little threat, bound
My chest round with some sort 
Of ratchet device, feet skewered and wrenched
Back almost to my neck and fastened
To the bit in my mouth, there’s no doubt

They knew what they were doing, and the cloth
Dipped in something vile slapped
To my nose, so prophesy, sorceress Cundrie,
Now prophesy, they said. And prophesy I did.
Well, that’s how I got uglified.
It wasn’t just the once, it was 
As often as they needed. To be

The only one that sees in
The country of the blind, there’s little else
To be expected, they’re not bad just
Averagely stupid. And I
I had the misfortune of seeing. I saw
All things, laid out like a table, like
Farmlands from a hilltop, the

Roads, the dead ends, the pitfalls
The fences and the gaps in them, the movement
Of the small life along its barely
Noticed pathways. I saw it all. The averagely
Stupid, they think prophecy is about the future.
They don’t see the future is the same as
Now, and prophecy

Concerns only the words spoken, and how
They’re spoken. So if they’re grunted out with
The groans of pain, they’re allowed
Especial resonance. So, well I’m progressively
Uglified, but they tell me much appreciated and
Always good for a quote in the papers 
Or down at the pub.

And no, the Grail
Is not the future either. She’s hidden
In the selfsame forest where they stumble about, the
Averagely stupid and the one or two
True questers. I hold the secrets
Of Munsalvaesch, and that’s one word
That won’t be leaving my mouth

However much they squeeze.


17. Fisher King

Now, in this year
This time of year
When you can see snow
Pinching the apple blossom
Pinching out promise
This year, I say, this time
Of year, is a time to remember
What’s been forgotten.

As I say, this year 
Now, it shifts
Suddenly shifts, the thick
Mist lifts, as I say
This year, name it by name
The Grail was brought home
And home it came

And a child looked up and
Clapped her hands,
Whose child is that? we said
But as I say this year
It all collapses again
Collapses like blossom
On an old man’s cuff 
That he brushes off

And stands
Shaky enough, but stands
For one more year
Waiting for the saviour
To appear
The fisher fishing from the pier
Old fool, the king

Who’s lost his marbles
Even his boat
Bereft of all his lands
He capers like a goat
He sings and claps his hands
My dear, he beams, I’m one of the
Infallibles.




18. Cundrie in the Cellar

You said we were all lonely
Lonely from birth and all the way through
Bar a few moments’ illusion along the way;
Ah Cundrie, did you mean it? Inevitable
It may have been for you with
Your big snout and bristly chin
But are we all to be so condemned?
Poor Cundrie, you don’t
Need to pity the rest of us
Reasonably pretty for the most part
Really you don’t need more than that

Cundrie laughs out on
The rocky ridge, Come out my pretties
Come into the biting
Wind, come where the wolves howl
I’ll show you what 
Your comforts are worth
Likewise the achievements
You so believe in, and all the lofty
Principles you so betray.
Come eat out of my hand
Come where I stand
In the absolute land
I’ll show you fear in a glassful of sand

Have you no compassion Cundrie
Why must you always give us your
Curled-lip look, answer with oink
Or heehaw sometimes, do you not understand
We suffer, we know loneliness?
Your hand’s engrained with dirt, what
Gives you right to stand on that high ground
So lonely, so olympian? Come
On down Cundrie, come to the fire
Come eat, come feel the fellowship
Come out of the shadows

Cundrie laughs, stuffing
Her face in the cellar
You locked me in and here I’ll die
Of starvation, die amidst plenty.
I only showed you
The way, I never said, follow,
I’ve no heart to afflict
You with my affliction
I’ll show you no way to atone
Hollow words like “do” or “must”
Lest you like me be thrust
Into a lifetime of loyalty and trust
I’ll show you love in my cupful of dust




19. The Grail.

Polly put the kettle on
Polly put the kettle on
Polly put the kettle on
We’ll all have tea

Sukie take it off again
Sukie take it off again
Sukie take it off again
They’ve all gone away

Cundrie states flatly
You’re in the wrong place
You see the wrong face
The infinitude of space
Is not enough to hide her in

Oh Polly put it on again
Blow the ash with might and main
Resurrect the muffin man
Who died in vain

Oh Sukie you’re so light
I’d blow you like a feather
I’d blow you all apart
Then back together.



20. Misunderstanding.

He was not fishing
The hermit told the young fool:
When his suffering grows too
Much to endure
They take him to the lake
For the moon to change. The hale so
Complacent, never understand
Suffering, so they make up stories.
I daresay the Fisher King will endure
When all the truth is forgotten.

This is not your horse
He remarked to the fool, who
Parried, I won him fair and square
The horse meanwhile chewing
Nonchalantly, had led him to the Grail
That being where his stable was
The hermit scratched his head
No-one, he said, comes to the Grail
By fighting, is this truth
Also to be forgotten?

But if it was a just fight?
The fool protested. The hermit’s
Face remained stony. Above
The trees storm clouds gathered.
It seems, he said, that the old
Truths are gone from the world;
I see no reason in it and
No good. Get up, fool, mount,
Follow the broken ways misunderstanding
Leads you, and God speed.

So the moon slid over the lake’s edge
Saluted by staring shoals of lampreys.
And across the dim stretches
Lights appeared, the ghosts
Of fools to come who would fish there
Thinking it the Thing To Do. No-one
Knew how the first fool, guided
By his mad ugly sister and
A horse with no reins, found what
Could never be found, or spoken of.

.....

21. Cundrie

Look for the biggest wart on the biggest toad
Said Trevrizent, for that’s where your journey will begin
And end there too, if all goes well – don’t go thinking in
Terms of some grand revelation, that’s for puppets and toys.

If normality’s what you want, no-one will blame you
Even the high spaces the swift-bird enjoys
Are normal in their way, though he sees all lands
Of the world in his epic flight. But though I name you

The biggest fool of all, nothing is expected
That you can’t deliver just by breathing; because the air
Is common to all and subject to no big squatter’s commands
Even if he calls himself a king. But as to that normalcy,

You can take it or leave it. But no-one got great
Sitting astride a horse; no-one acquired a fate
By turning away, and no-one embarked on a road
By staying put; and so I say, the biggest wart’s

For you, my lad – the biggest wart on the biggest toad
And don’t expect it to be pretty, or forget that Lady Cundrie
Is the mistress of all this land and she’s a stonker
A honker, a slap-you-on-the-bonker
A trip-over-your-own-footer
A startle-you-with-a-midnight-hooter
A right-between-your-eyes-sharpshooter
You’re dead if you don’t pay
But she needs you, she needs you
Today and every day.

.....

22. Condwiramurs

Spare a thought for the lady
Of Pelrapeire, for Condwiramurs
Who had no Grail to feed from
When her people went hungry
Whose suitors jostled
To snap her up for breakfast
Who was left alone
Gazing from the narrow turret
As the kingdom fell apart.

Spare a thought for the lady
Who had some months, it’s said
Of wedded bliss with
A hero, a great hero
Who had a quest to make amends
For his stupidness
A great quest, a singular quest
Which left her in the shadow
Spare a thought for the Conduit of Love

Spare a thought for the lady
She had learned no nursery skills
Only some old saws and never-do’s
Inherited from her dam, at that much
Garbled and misunderstood, left
To deal with it as best she could
Left to gaze in a sort of trance
As the strangers grew apace, the way
Children do, with or without a mother.

Spare a thought for the lady
When they told her how happy she was
How proud she must be
And all the other feelings
Assigned to her, and she
Gazing blank-eyed from her turret
Thought only, am I here? Do I exist?
Spare a thought for the Conduit of Love
For Condwiramurs.

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23. Munsalvaesch

Look at those banners flying, the swans
Circling round the spires, the sunlight
Flashing on the Temple soldiery, and all
The milling and rejoicing and renunciation
Of the darkness passed. For we forgive
Everything, mistakes and misdeeds,
It’s the Christian way my dear
We don’t even persecute the Jews, well
Not too much… – and here’s little Lohengrin
Borne on the Conduit of Love, and
Papa Parzival – he’s king now, did you know?
What a thought! and even old sulky Sue

Thunderface Cundrie is cracked
In smiles, because don’t you know
It’s the Christian way, you make
A serious mistake, a crime, a grim one
And you should pay; but someone comes
Says, put back the clock, let’s say
It was just a rehearsal, but now
For the real event. And the whole thing’s staged
And this time everyone knows their lines
Everyone knows it’s a fudge, yes, a fake
But have a heart, let them smile, let them sing
At least for a little space.

And so it’s Whitsun, when everyone
Babbles nonsense anyway
And there the calm Grail Maiden
Is all a-flutter beside her magpie groom
His pale parts we respond to, who knows
What’s in his black heathen heart
But it’s Whitsun and we’re all
Babbling nonsense so it doesn’t matter –
Was there ever such a festival of love
And we’ve all so much to spend….
Did anyone need to prove
That the old tales come right in the end?

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24. The Muffin Man

Summon up the muffin man
The muffin man the muffin man
Or if you like the little lad
Who lives down the lane

It’s very quiet here
Perhaps it’s the end of the world
The end of the world’s a quiet place
They say, where everything
Dissolves in mist –
Everything I loved, and missed
It might be the end of the world.

Cundrie explains it,
First railing, then blessing
First bewailing, and then laughing
She says the past’s a field of snow
Not even her tracks to be seen
What’s this Cundrie? A pine cone
What’s this Cundrie? A lump of dog
What’s this Cundrie? Moon-dust, maybe
Poor Cundrie’s mad.

Parzival has dreams, memories, reflections
They’re what we call his feelings
He has feelings you know, we say,
A king’s not just an object
He had years of tribulation
Cut off from his true love. What more
Do you want of me? he would say
Talking to the trees – why would you call this
Complacency?

Professor Jung was a very old man
And a very old man was he
And he was the very wisest man
Of his whole century.

He told us all to be aware
What happens in our dreams
And everyone thought he meant the thoughts
The hopes the fears the schemes;

They consulted all the horoscopes
And read up all the books
That showed the maps the graphs the charts
Of how the cellar looks

Yes Doktor Jung was a very wise man
And a very wise man was he
But in the end they rumbled him
And dumped him in the sea

Now everyone knows the shield’s device
Is what makes the true knight
And whoever blows the loudest note
Will be the one that’s right

And everyone knows your label’s all
That anyone needs to see
It’s simple maths and simple words
And simple ABC

They march in overwhelming style
Arms linked and with one voice
Decry the fools and questioners
Who doubt the obvious choice

But Meister Jung still laughs and swims
And frolics in the tide
And nobody ever guessed how deep
His world was, or how wide

You see that Eiffel Tower there:
It’s mainly made of air
Weigh it if you don’t believe
The iron grid just holds your stare
Distracts you from the truth
The air you never see
You see? you don’t see at all

The tower at Munsalvaesch
Is built of similar stuff
All the seeking in all the world
And all the libraries and annals
Of the secret cliques won’t be enough
Won’t bring you a step closer.

If you get into that forest and say
Are riding some knight’s charger
Let go the reins, let the idle nag
Find her own sweet way.

And what is even harder
Is when you hear the Grail King,
Oh – Fisher King, the Wounded Healer
Was fishing for himself down in
The murk and all the while his half-drowned name
Was yours, no other

Young Parzival was a very wise fool
And a very wise fool was he
But nobody knew till they dropped a plumb
And fished him out the sea.

You were always looking the wrong way
The words you spoke were not the real words you spoke
The way you went was not the real way you went
What you achieved was not what you truly achieved
The freedom you won was not real freedom

It’s very quiet here
I see everything like a reverse image
The seeds grow in the empty spaces
Not in the drilled seed bed
Three bags full, you say
Airbags, I say
Nothing but air
It may be the end of the world

Here comes the muffin man
The muffin man, the muffin man
The muffin man, the muffin man….
There’s nobody there
Parzival is the "young fool" who, after his father Gahmuret is killed in a joust - Parzival still being a baby - gets taken away by his mother Herzeloyde to be brought up in the forest where he would know nothing of battle or warfare or even the Knight's vocation. He grows up innocent and without contamination by courtly ways, though becoming a pretty skilled hunter with his javelot. He does not know of the destiny put upon him, which is to ask the Question of the Grail King, Anfortas, which will end the king's suffering and restore healing to the land. Almost inevitably, as he approaches manhood, Parzival encounters a trio of knights riding through the forest, one of whom (being such an idiot) he assumes is God, and he immediately conceives the notion that this is the vocation he wants to follow himself. His mother, realising he is not to be dissuaded, packs him off in fool's motley with a few words of advice, the main part of which Parzival understands is that it's incumbent upon a knight to "win a lady's ring" (love token or hand in marriage) and he accordingly sets straight off to find the court of King Arthur.

Little knowing that his mother has died of grief before he even got out of the forest, Parzival continues on his merry way and by and by encounters the Lady Jeschute, whose husband is from home, as she lies asleep in bed. Mindful of his mother's instructions he sets about overpowering, embracing and robbing her of her ring, but as his actions were clearly not amorous in any way Jeschute, realising he's an idiot, doesn't hold the assault against him. Not so her husband who, when he comes home and hears of the incident, publicly shames her for her supposed infidelity. Parzival meanwhile has continued on his journey and comes upon Sigune weeping over the body of her newly-slain beloved Schianatulander. Through Sigune Parzival learns of his noble birth, that Schianatulander was killed defending his lord's -  Parzival's - rightful lands, and that he therefore has an obligation to avenge both Sigune and his birthright. He accordingly continues to King Arthur's court despite Sigune's attempts to misdirect him for his own safety.   

Parzival wows everyone at King Arthur's court due to his beauty and strength and there folows the strange incident of the Lady Cunneware, who laughs aloud when she sees him arriving. Cunneware has never smiled or laughed before, and the word is that she will not laugh till she beholds a knight worthy of her laughter. King Arthur's seneschal, Sir Keie, is outraged that she should have saved her laughter for this fool of a youngster, and flogs her mercilessly with his staff of office; her brother, the simple-minded Antanor, thereupon prophesies that Keie will pay dearly for this action, thereby earning himself a second flogging from the vigorous old seneschesal. Parzival, bemused by these events, holds his tongue but requests that King Arthur make him a knight. To earn this honour, Parzival goes out to confront Ither the Red Knight, who is parading up in down in the field challenging Arthur's kingship. Ither considers the unarmed fool beneath his dignity but Parzival kills him with a well-aimed throw of his javelot. Queen Ginover's page arrives on the scene and helps Parzival take off Ither's armour and put it on, so himself becoming the Red Knight.

Parzival sets off for a period of training in knightly ways with Gurnemanz, who teaches him among other things not to open his mouth and blab about whatever comes into his head, specifically not to go about asking personal questions. Parzival promises to marry his beautiful daughter Liaze if he should become worthy of the name of knight and sets off for the town of Pelrapiere where the Queen Condwiramurs is being besieged by the wicked Clamide who has laid claim to her lands and her hand in marriage. Despite the starvation being suffered by Condwiramurs and her people because of the siege Parzival finds her even more beautiful than Liaze. Condwiramurs comes to his bedchamber to beg for his help. She even gets into bed with him but this is because she trusts his boylike simplicity and the encounter is entirely chaste. However Parzival falls in love with her and marries her after trouncing Clamide and his seneschal Kingrun and their armies and sending them off to do penance by serving King Arthur. 

After little more than a year of married life Parzival wants to return to see how his mother is getting on, and possibly pick up some knightly adventures on the way. This destiny leads him to the castle of the Grail where he observes the wounded Grail-king, Anfortas, as he thinks, fishing in a lake by moonlight. Anfortas, who turns out to be Parzival's uncle, invites him to stay at his magical castle of Munsalvaesch, where Parzival is feasted royally thanks to the magical powers of the "garnet hyacinth" they call the Grail. He observes that there is great sadness in the castle and witnesses Anfortas' suffering due to a festering wound in his groin which he sustained in a joust, but politely refrains from asking any questions about it, having been so well-schooled by Gurnemanz.The Grail is displayed to the company by Anfortas' sister, the wondrously beautiful but entirely unavailable Repanse de Schoye, into whose care the magical object is entrusted and from whom is expected no falsity. Morning comes and the entire court has disappeared apart from one page, who berates Parzival for not having asked the appropriate question as to Anfortas' suffering, which would have brought about healing to the entire kingdom.

Parzival, now wearing the magical sword given to him by Anfortas, wanders on and falls in once again with his cousin Sigune, who has enbalmed Schianatulander's body and is preparing herself for a life of celibacy. She gives him some information about the wondrous castle of Munsalvaesch, including that it is the home of the Grail and that it cannot be found except by chance. She too reproaches him for not having asked the question destiny had required of him. Parzival realises the depths of his failure and sets about trying to redeem himself. He comes upon the outcast and half-naked Lady Jeschute, the victim of his first adventure, and restores her honour in a successful joust with her husband Orilus, who incidentally was also responsible for Schianatulander's death. Orilus is initally still not convinced of Jeschute's innocence, but Parzival takes them both to the cave, or shrine, of the holy hermit Trevrizent where Orilus finally accepts Jeschute's oath of innocence. Parzival sends Orilus to the service of the wronged Lady Cunneware, whose brother Orilus is, this being Parzival's apology to the lady for being the cause of her suffering at the hands of the seneschal Keie.

As Parzival wanders through a strangely snowy May-day he comes upon three drops of blood in the snow, left after a hunting incident, which by their arrangement remind him poignantly of his wife Condwiramurs. He falls into a deep reverie, which is interrupted, but only barely, by three attempts to challenge him: these challenges are made by members of King Arthur's court which is nearby and on the move as King Arthur tries to find the Red Knight who fought against the challenger Ither in order formally make him one of his knights of the Round Table. Parzival, rather absent-mindedly, beats the three challengers, the third of whom is Sir Keie the sencheschal, whom Parzival beats so humiliatingly that the wrong done by him to Cunneware is properly paid for, as Antanor predicted. Parzival is helped by the peerless knight Sir Gawan who helpfully throws a scarf over the three drops of blood so bringing Parzival out of his love-trance. He is befriended by Gawan and taken to King Arthur's court where he is knighted and duly praised and feted, but in the middle of all the goodwill and congratulations the high-born, learned and irredeemably ugly Cundrie - otherwise known as Cundrie the Sorceress - appears on her mule and gives Parzival a public dressing-down for his failure to ask Anfortas the fateful Question. In response Parzival vows to seek out the Grail and redeem himself.

After some four and a half years of errantry Parzival riding through the forest chances again upon Lady Sigune, who has now shut herself in a hermit's cell built at the tomb of Schianatulander. She is nourished with food provided by the Grail and brought to her by Cundrie. This tells Parzival that the Grail Castle, Munsalvaesch, cannot be far away. This is confirmed when he is attacked by a Templar knight, one of those who guard the Grail castle. Parzival unhorses the man who disappears off into the forest. As his own horse has fallen into a chasm he takes the Templar horse instead. As the weeks of fruitless searching go by Parzival becomes bitter about his fate, but one snowy Good Friday he meets a friendly family of pilgrims and is advised to seek out the hermit Trevrizent. Parzival doesn't know where this man is to be found, but lets go his Templar horse's reins, and the horse takes him straight to the hermit. He spends some time with him, foraging in the forest and receiving instruction from the holy man. Neither of them recognises the other from their encounter years earlier with Jeschute and her husband, and Trevrizent recounts the story of Anfortas and his suffering and the failure of the destined one to ask the Question. He has a lot to say about the dangers of pride and incontinence and warns Parzival that no-one can win the Grail by fighting and warfare or indeed come to it at all unless called by it. It is only when Parzival speaks of his own sorrow, of his longing for his wife and for the Grail, that Trevrizent realises who he is, and like the page and Sigune and Cundrie previously, gives him a good dressing-down for his failure; he also reveals that he is Parzival's uncle, the brother of his mother Herzeloyd who died of grief after Parzival left her, and for good measure chastises him for his slaying and despoiling of of their kinsman Ither - all of which, of course, Parzival did in all innocence and as a result of having been hidden away in ignorance in the forest by his mother. Trevrizent also imparts a lot of arcane knowledge, for example the crime of Cain, who robbed his mother - Mother Earth itself - of her virginity.

The story becomes quite confused here, as there is a long digression involving Gawan and his various adventures, including his much-spurned love with the sharp-tongued Orgeleuse (who may be the same lady on whose account Anfortas previously received an iron spear-shaft in his testicles during a joust with "a heathen", the shaft being left embedded and causing his subsequent suffering). Gawan and Parzival eventually meet again, luckily recognising each other just before they beginning a joust, but shortly after this Parzival is involved in what turns out to be the hardest joust of his life, with the heathen prince Feirefiz, who turns out to be his half-brother. Their father Gahmuret had been about a bit in time past, including in India where he sired Feirefiz on the "black" queen Secundille (or possibly Belacane). As a result Feirefiz is described as "spotted", black and white, or "like a magpie". The joyful aftermath of this joust - both brothers come from it unscathed - leads to Parzival persuading Feirefiz to come with him to the court of King Arthur, where there is much jollity, in the midst of which occurs the unlikely re-appearance of Cundrie the Sorceress, who anounces that, presumably because he has suffered enough, Parzival will now be allowed to take over from Anfortas as the Grail King. Parzival, Feirefiz and Cundrie immediately set off for Munsalvaesch where they are greeted by a welcome-party of Templar knights and maidens, and in a not altogether spontaneous set-up, Parzival asks Anfortas the fateful question, "what ails thee, Uncle?" and Anfortas is immediately healed. Condwiramurs now turns up with her and Parzival's two young sons Kardeiz and Loherangrin (otherwise known as Lohengrin), who were clearly conceived in short order during the fifteen or so months of their parents' early marriage, and there is great rejoicing at the newly-restored Munsalvaesch. Feirefiz beholds the Grail Maiden Repanse de Schoye at the great feast which ensues at Whitsun and, apparently forgetting he already has a wife, falls head over heels in love with her and the two get married, Feirefiz having now been baptised a Christian (which apart from meaning that he can now marry Repanse means also that he can see the Grail, hitherto invisible to him) and the couple set off for Feirefiz's kingdom in the East. A brief reference is made at the end of the story to the strange tale of the next Grail King after Parzival, the swan-knight Loherangrin.